Thank you to satirical Babylon Bee for their Hershey’s Replaces ‘Kisses’ With More Pure ‘Sidehugs’ For Christian Market:
"...In a new attempt to court the Christian market,
the Hershey Company unveiled Monday
its brand-new “Hershey’s Sidehugs™️,”
a Kiss™️-like chocolate that promises to be more pure
and only slightly less fulfilling...
...the new chocolate treats “far more appropriate for brothers and sisters in the Lord”..."