A laugh to share:

My travel plans for 2015:

I have been in many places, 

but I've never been in Kahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. 

You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.
I hear no one recognizes you there
I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. 
I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

 
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.